From a very young age, I’ve wanted to be a part of the literary world. Hopefully, this will be my largest scale attempt- to date.
Currently, I’m a nocturnal sloth. I sleep twenty hours a day, I have long arms, I am seventeen and female. By sloth standards, I am attractive- though I am only average by human standards. It is important to note that I have a beautiful mating call- a shrill scream that lasts for an uncomfortably long time. This blog is similar to that mating call.